Let us play a game: What is wrong with this ad?

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 09/04/2017 at 23:00 • Filed to: None

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Mitsubishi Diamant - Missing Title - “All this car needs is new key and an ignition”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:04

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CP

CB > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:04

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Add “parked in the middle of nowhere” to that list.

bob and john > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:04

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it broke my sketch-o-meter

Kiltedpadre > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:06

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Create a burner email and ask the seller for the VIN to run a car fax.

For Sweden > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:14

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I bet the seller doesn’t have a documented service history for the car.

interstate366, now In The Industry > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:15

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It’s ok to contact him with commercial or other services.

Also, you, a Brazilian lawyer, are looking at it.

AdverseMartyr > For Sweden 09/04/2017 at 23:22

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That depends on if the previous owner kept it in the glove box or not.

AdverseMartyr > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:24

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The seller could have added, “The car was like this when I got it. I’m only selling because I just don’t have the time to fix these problems.”

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:31

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The diamante was a full size car! How dare this seller be so ignorant!

The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi) > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:32

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Subject: Interested in the Diamante

Body: FUCK THE CAR I WANT IN

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start 09/04/2017 at 23:38

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It’s LA, you could drive a stolen car for years and nobody would notice.

CRider > bob and john 09/04/2017 at 23:39

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Just pretend it’s an SV650.

bob and john > CRider 09/04/2017 at 23:47

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or a ninja 500 apparently

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start 09/05/2017 at 01:09

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I’m sure the seller is an honest person who simply misplaced the key and ignition.

It could happen to anyone...

/jk

pip bip - choose Corrour > My citroen won't start 09/05/2017 at 05:34

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as they were made here in Australia, my guess is it should be upside down?

:P

My citroen won't start > For Sweden 09/05/2017 at 06:56

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Or the original embroidered Mitsubishi leather pouch.

My citroen won't start > AdverseMartyr 09/05/2017 at 06:57

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Optional Extras: Outstanding Warrants

My citroen won't start > bob and john 09/05/2017 at 06:58

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That’s a stolen car, right?

My citroen won't start > interstate366, now In The Industry 09/05/2017 at 07:00

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I like to look at possible Lemons cars because I dream of doing one. But alas, I’m a Brazilian Lawyer

My citroen won't start > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/05/2017 at 07:01

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Not a rare car like the V6 Mitsubishi Diamant

My citroen won't start > CB 09/05/2017 at 07:03

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“Let us meet in the tall dry grass, next to the murder house”

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/05/2017 at 11:49

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I dont understand how “plate stays with the car” could ever end well... But I guess it makes it super easy to get away with driving illegally for a while.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start 09/05/2017 at 11:51

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I don’t think they are that rare. I remember seeing quite a few when they were newer.